The Frog & The Witch Quote

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ANY FROG AN CROAK.
ANY FROG CAN LEAP.
ANY FROG CAN CATCH A FLY.
WE DO IT IN OUR SLEEP.

I’M NOT ANY FROG,
THOUGH I DO ALL THOSE THINGS.
I’M THE FROG WHO SINGS.

from The Frog & The Witch

The 7-Year B*tch Quote

AUNT EVELYN

TRAPPED IN A MAZE,
YOU’RE A MOUSE, ALWAYS SCURRYING.
OR LIKE A DOG,
YOU’VE BEEN CHASING YOUR TAIL

GOD, IT’S SO HARD.
I’M UP EVERY NIGHT WORRYING.
I WANT TO DIE
EVERY TIME THAT YOU FAIL.

from The 7-Year B*tch

…And I Wrote a Quote

RANDALL

LETTING GO
WITH EACH EXHALE,
FROM BELOW
COMES A SOUND.

TAKING OFF,
SETTING SAIL,
FIN’LLY REACHING
HIGHER GROUND

SAFE IN MYSELF,
SECURE AND STRONG,
ALWAYS HOPING
SOMEONE ELSE WILL
SING ALONG

from …And Then I Wrote A Song About It

StinkyKids Quote

BRITT

We have to risk getting into a little trouble so we don’t get into big trouble.

MAX

Maybe it’s time to tell your parents. They should understand. I mean, you never get into trouble, Britt.

JOHNNY

Seriously, NEVER. It’s kinda sad, actually.

from StinkKids® The Musical

Red Hook quote

GAVIN

My brother died here. It’s like he’s buried here.

JENNY

Oh. Wow. I’m sorry.

GAVIN

Yeah, I usually don’t lead off with that on a first date, but you seemed kinda twisted and morbid, too.

JENNY

Awww. Yep. Dead siblings can have that effect.

From Red Hook

Andy Warhol Was Right Quote

SENATOR WILLIS

My opponents in this upcoming primary race call me an opportunist. Well, if an opportunist means someone who takes advantage of the opportunity to do the right thing, then let them call me that.

From Andy Warhol Was Right

Common Grounds Quote

MIRANDA

I catch your glance even if you’re not aiming for me. I see you die when you see me. And you live when you leave me.

from Common Grounds

STS Quote

CAROLINE

I KNOW A SHOW THAT’S S’POSED TO BE FAM’LY FRIENDLY,
AT LEAST YOU MIGHT A THOUGHT THAT IT WAS.
ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL WHO’S A DOUBLE MURDERER –
I’M TALKING BOUT THE WIZARD OF OZ.
AND PETER PAN IS BOUND TO RAISE A LITTLE WRATH –

GWEN

ALL THOSE BOYS TOGETHER? PLEASE –

TIMOTHY

DO THE MATH.

KRISTIN

AND TINKERBELL’S A SOCIOPATH!
She tries to get Wendy killed and only lives if you clap.

from Small Town Story