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The 7-Year B*tch

WINNER

OUTSTANDING NEW MUSICAL

TALKIN’ BROADWAY

“Hilarious… Delicious… Side-splitting.“

Peter Filichia

“THE MOST DEPRESSING HILARIOUS THING I‘VE SEEN IN A WHILE, OR ELSE THE MOST HILARIOUS DEPRESSING THING…”

Seth Christenfeld

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  • Andy Warhol Was Right

AUNT EVELYN

TRAPPED IN A MAZE,
YOU’RE A MOUSE, ALWAYS SCURRYING.
OR LIKE A DOG,
YOU’VE BEEN CHASING YOUR TAIL

GOD, IT’S SO HARD.
I’M UP EVERY NIGHT WORRYING.
I WANT TO DIE
EVERY TIME THAT YOU FAIL.

from The 7-Year B*tch

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